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FW: Good flame form :)
I wouldn't normally forward this to a mailing list, but in light of recent
discussions, I think we all need to keep a copy of this one handy. If
you're gonna flame, do it from the template! :-)
Greg
----- Original Message -----
From: "F. Robert Falbo" <[email protected]>
Newsgroups:
comp.sys.be.advocacy,comp.sys.be.help,comp.sys.be.programmer,comp.sys.be.mis
c
Sent: Sunday, May 28, 2000 7:21 AM
Subject: Re: Be Stock in a dire state!!!
> In message <[email protected]>, Bram Fischer wrote:
>
> > Losers - Find another horse to back now that Be are FUCKERED!
>
> Start Flame
> ------------------
> Dear:
> [ ] Alleged Primate [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer
> [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
> [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
> [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Punk
> [ ] Fathead [ ] "Expert" [ ] Irritant
> [ ] Psycho [ ] Nut [X] Wacko
> [X] Windows Zealot [ ] Other:
>
> You Are Being Flamed Because:
> [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
> [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
> [ ] You posted a binary in a format many readers can't use
> [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
> [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
> [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
> [ ] You posted in ALL CAPS
> [ ] You posted an ad in an inappropriate group
> [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
> [ ] You started an off-topic thread
> [X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
> [ ] You said "me too" to something
> [ ] You don't know which group to post in
> [X] You suck
> [ ] You brag about things that never happened
> [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
> [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
> [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
> [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
> [ ] I think you might be a fed
> [ ] You're an idiot
> [ ] You're a moron
> [ ] You're an imbecile
> [ ] You can't recognize sarcasm
> [ ] You posted in eLiTe CaPiTaLs
> [ ] You contributed nothing
> [X] You contributed less than nothing
> [ ] You posted concerning a subject you know nothing about
> [ ] You posted a pyramid scheme
> [ ] You pretended your pyramid scheme was legal
> [X] You are trolling
>
> To Repent, You Must:
>
> [ ] Give up your AOL account
> [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
> [ ] Eat your caps lock key
> [X] Jump into a bathtub while using an electrical appliance
> [ ] Actually post something relevant
> [ ] Read the FAQ
> [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
> [ ] Post your tests to alt.test
> [ ] Stop sucking
> [ ] Never post again
> [ ] Die
> [ ] Go away
> [ ] Stop using your father/mother/older sibling's account
> [X] Invent a time machine, go back in time, and
> [ ] stop yourself from spamming
> [ ] stop your parents from conceiving
> [X] stop your grandparents from conceiving
> [X] stay there
> [ ] Get a life
> [ ] Talk to someone of the opposite sex (other than 1-900-BIGTITS)
> [ ] Calm down
> [ ] Watch Full House (if this seems like a reward, please do all the
> above)
>
> In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
> [ ] Blow me
> [ ] Who cares?
> [ ] Fuck yourself
> [ ] I pity your dog
> [ ] Go to hell
> [X] Never breed
> [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
> [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
> [ ] Learn to post or fuck off
> [X] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
> [X] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
> [ ] All of the above
>
> End Flame... Thank you... Drive through.
> ------------------
> -bob-
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